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I'm my favorite legend.
How so? Well I'm a Ninja.
I once killed a kid for opening a window. Why?
Because I felt like it, I'm a Ninja, I need no reason why.
Once some guy dropped a spoon, so I went and killed the whole town, fucked the guy who dropped the spoon then killed him, and proceeded to grab the spoon before it hit the floor.
I can have a months worth of sex with a girl in half a second. One moment she'll be relaxed and fully clothed, the next moment she'll be drenched in her own sweat, breathing heavily and naked.
Yeah, that's right.
Did you feel that?
You're now impregnated with 20 of my children.
Bitches.
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