[Evis™]

You sure wouldn't like the bathroom in my bedroom. The toilet backed up with poo once, so I tried cleaning it out by smearing it on the wall. Then this gnome named Jasper came up through the drain in my bathtub, stole my pipe, then started cleaning the poo out of my toilet. You can see him in the picture. He used to be a pirate, thus the patch over his eye.

Oh, and I had to board up my window because girls always want to see me take a shower. Then I spray painted "I fuk fluff" on it, because it's true.


Forgot to mention that Rotting sleeps in my medicine cabinet.