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I was hoping this wouldn't happen, and Ash, Ash! How the hell do they plan to work him into a FvJ rematch?
I mean, Ash!
Freddy versus Jason worked because both characters are so similar, they are instantly recognizable and have come to epitomise the slasher genre, becoming popular icons in the process. One could imagine them existing in the same demented universe.
What I was hoping for was that FvJ would be followed by continuations of both franchises, for which FvJ would just be the stepping stone, but... ahhh crap, hail to the king!
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Alley Chick: Thank you, thank you. That guy was going to kill me.
Spike: Well what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood. Got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Alley Chick: What?!?
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Alley Chick: I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Take a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don’t get in the van! Stupid cow.
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