Everyone at HDC will be strapped to a chair, with their eyelids held open ah-la a clockwork orange.
While Britney spears music blasts in the background, you will be forced to watch hour after hour of American remakes of your favorite foreign films, followed by hours of videos from bands fronted by movie stars (particularly keannu reaves and russel crowe).
Then you will be presented with the option of commiting sepuku with a browken, rusty dull machete while agry wasps a sprayed at your naked body, or sit through the whole thing over again.
Those that choose to do it over again will be let go at the finish. I will then execute them as they exit the facility with a sharp blow to the head with a ball peen hammer.
The final insult will be when i smudge your new clothes with cheeto fingers.
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