Dante'sInferno - I'd duct tape you to a pole and sing "Shipoopi"* to you till your ears bled.
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Now a woman who'll kiss on a very first date,
Is usually a hussy,
And a woman who'll kiss on the second time out,
Is anything but fussy,
But a woman who'll wait 'till the third time around,
Head in the clouds, feet on the ground,
She's the girl he's glad he's found,
She's his Shipoopi.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Walk her once just to raise the curtain,
Walk around twice and you make for certain.
Once more in the flower garden,
She will never get sore if you beg her pardon.
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do,
Si, la, so, fa, mi, re, do.
Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin'.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,
Now little ol' sal was a No-gal,
As anyone could see,
Look at her now, She's a Go-Gal,
Who only goes for me,
Squeeze her once when she isn't lookin Get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'.
Once more for a pepper-upper,
She will never get sore on her way to supper,
Do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do, si, do,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get,
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Shipoopi, Shipoopi, Shipoopi,
The girl who's hard to get.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi,
But you can win her yet.
Shipoopi!
You can win her yet!
Shipoopi!