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Originally Posted by Cerberus
Not even close
Horror stopped hanging out with us in early '04
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Yessir, seems like we gone a long time without an admin in these here parts. It's the sort of thing best explained with a sad country ballad...
*dons black cowboy and strums guitar
Long time ago there was a man of the law,
With a jackalope's legs
And a gatorpig's jaws,
And then he decided...well, just because...
It was time to start a horror forum,
But the devil just couldn't ignore 'em.
The devil came 'round said I'll take every soul
That touches the forum under your control
Horror wrestled the devil til a churchbell tolled
And he sent the bastard on his way,
But he still hadn't won the day!
Hi-ya! No, sir...whoo wee, ya ha!
With tears on his eyes
He got on his horse
Cause he just couldn't beat old scratch by force
When the devil lays a curse it's par for the course
That a man's just gotta back down,
So Horror saved us all when he left town,
But don't panic young'uns,
When there's films to promote he drops on by and leaves a little note
So he knows that we ain't forgot
And he was braver than the devil thought.
Thank ya, thank y'all. I appreciate any loose change.
Phew, almost missed a mention of Horror's absence.