Last night, I caught the tail end of Craig Fergusen's show, and he had brought a member of the audience up on stage. This lady gets celebrity signatures tattooed on her arms. Craig writes his name on her, and asks her to promise not to use it to forge checks.
On the closing credits, the cameraman zooms in on the signature...on national TV...for every forger to see. Wonder if he still had a job the next day?
I used to work with a "carpenter" who had 8 fingers. One day, I asked him how he'd lost them. He replied that he had chopped his thumb off on a table saw, and 4 months later, did the same with another finger. Who was dumber- him, or his boss, for letting him near power tools a second time?
Got any tales of monumental stupidity?