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There was this guy that was going on trial for murder, and he was facing the death penalty. So the morning of the trial he got ahold of a jar of peanut butter, and shoved it all up his crack. When he got up to testify he pulled his pants down, scraped a bunch of the peanut butter out of his crack, and began to eat it. Everyone else in the courtroom thought he was eating his own shit, and he got off on an insanity plea.The guy knew exactly what he was doing and got what he wanted. Smart man.
True story.
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Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights.
My favorite horror moment: http://www.horror.com/forum/showthre...&threadid=4026
You may not like what I have to say, but I'll defend to your death my right to say it.
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