[brownzombie]

1. Bush jr.
2. Now That's What I call Music 15 selling like hotcakes
3. The KISS tribute band formerly known as KISS
4. Hootie and The Blowfish
5. Barenakedladies
6. Unkle Kracker
7. The original version of the song that Unkle Kracker covered
8. Not making enough money to enjoy entertainment
9. DC's ill fated Catwoman and Constantine films
10. Not being able to bang Jessica Simpson (even though I hate her music.)
11. TV being dominated by the terminally washed up/untalented
12. Julia Roberts being passed off as a sex symbol to the masses
13. Celine Dion being passed off as a sex symbol to the masses
14. Sting regaining momentum in his career
15. Getting all the moronic gamblers in my store when Powerball is up
16. The HIV crisis in the porn industry

I'll make another list someday.