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Es gibt kleine Manner in meine Nase.
Another silly story:
well its not really silly but its mean. i was talking to this one dude and his friend. and we were talking about these guys who were getting in trouble for underage drinking. so i looked at the guy i was talking to and i said 'ok you i think your legal to drink' and then i looked at the other guy and i said 'and you i DEFINITELY know your old eonugh to drink'
so he goes "ok how old am i?"
so i was like 'ummm.. i dont know dont ask me that!'
so he goes 'no im serious. tell me'
now ill tell ya this guy is bald, with a lumpy head. BIG ears! big nose too! and even if he shaves he stills has a 4 oclock shadow. not to mention hes not just skin and bones, but hes like bones with skin pulled tightly over him - in other words, a UGLY ASS DUDE
so i say, in a cute, trying to lessen the blow kind of way '.. late 20s early 30s?'
'i'm 19'
then i was like 'OHHH THATS WHAT I MEANT' then i felt bad
but he gave me $2. so we're ok
but hes a weird dude he drives a manual camry and he hooked it up like a rice rocket.......
and once he didnt bathe for a whole week! im not kidding
OMG the stories i can tell about this guy alone. but it doesnt really work without pics. ill get some :D
;) ;) ;) ;) :D
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