If College Students Wrote the Bible
The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning cold
The Ten Commandments would actually be only five - double-spaced and written in a large font
A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit re-selling
Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food
Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's email to
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Reason Cain killed Abel: they were roommates
Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: they didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen
Instead of God creating the world in six days resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before he had to get it done