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- Bitten by a rattlesnake in the middle of a desert
- Hanging high on a noose with arms tied behind and neck half-broken
- Falling down in middle of road, with an 18-wheeler running right over chest
- Arms and limbs hacked off, and left bleeding
- Being tied up and dragged ever so slowly towards a chainsaw running at full speed
Five ways to annoy a person no end? |
Try to convert them to Mormonism
Egg their house daily and send them a fruit basket to apologize
Put LSD in their drink and then come to their door with a pizza while dressed as death
Periodically play Dominique from a helicopter hovering above their house
Call them Skippy