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1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". never
2. You solved the Rubics cube.....by peeling off the stickers. never
3. You watched the Pound Puppies. never
4. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air "...and can do the "Carlton". nope
5. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. ???
6. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. ahh ... no
7. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. no
8. "WOAH" comes from Joey on Blossom. no idea
9. Two words: Hammer Pants. no
10. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock". no
11. If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long! no
12. The crypt keeper really freaked you out. no
13. Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics. no
14. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. we did the playing cards - but i didnt like wrecking the cards
15. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) no
16. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. no
17. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. it was in the 70's - not the 80's
18. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" on the big screen... and still know the turtles names. not on the big screen
19. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school. no
20. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side. no
21. You had a Kirk Cameron poster on your bedroom wall. no idea who he is
22. You played the game "MASH" (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House) with friends at school. no
23. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it. no
24. L.A. Gear... need I say more. you need say more - i have no idea
25. You wanted to change your name to "JEM" in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous) no
26. Your mother wouldn't let you have garbage pail kids. no
27. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing" and all the Ramona books. no
28. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF". yes
29. You wanted to be a Goonie. no
30. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe) no
31. You wanted to be on StarSearch. no
32. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted. yes
33. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf. no
34. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard. no
35. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets. no
36. You still get the urge to say "NOT" after every sentence. no
37. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts. barely
38. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band. no
39. You remember Punky Brewster. no
40. You loved Howard the duck. loved the comic
41. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hookup. no
42. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets. no
43. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like #30, probably in neon colors, too) no
44. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?" no - but saw it in the theatre
45. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up". yes
46. When you watched Family Matters and wanted to beat Steve Urkel's ass. no
47. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates. yes
48. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide. no
49. You know not to mix poprocks and soda. had poprocks when they came out
50. You ever sat on or used one knee on a skateboard. no
51. You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks. no
52. You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoon. no
53. You remember dancing along with the Bangles in "Walk Like An Egyptian".
no - we changed the words to - walk with an erection
54. If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat. yeah
55. You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special. no
56. You have ever played with a Skip-It. no
57. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds. no
58. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement at some, while thinking "Hey! that wasn't from the 80s!" at others. no
59. You had nothing to do but go to school and worry about what boy/girl you had a crush on for the week. no
60. You remember Popples. no
61. "Don't worry, be happy". yes
62. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks. no
63. You wore socks scrunched down. (and sometimes still do...getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family) no
64. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK". no
65. You remember boom boxes. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that. NO
66. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies. yes
67. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!" no
68. You remember the gimp fad. no
69. You remember the Transformers. no
70. You had to buy a pair of overalls when everyone started wearing them. no
71. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales". no
72. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot. no
73. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac. yes
74. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB". no
75. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class. no
76. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART. no
77. You just sang those words to yourself. no
78.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird. no
79. Homemade Levi shorts. (the shorter the better) no
80. You remember the large amounts of hairspray used. no
81. You remember those very stylish headbands. no
82. You remember Vicky the Robot. no
83. You remember when mullets were cool!no
84. You had a mullet!no
85. You still sing "We are the World".no
86. You tight rolled your jeans. no
87. You owned a bannana clip.no
88. You remember "Where's the Beef?" yes
89. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?" sadly - yes on both counts
90. You had big hair and you knew how to use it. no
91. You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future. yes
92. You remember Eve Garland from Out of this World and how she could stop time by pressing the tips of her index fingers together and talking to her dad through a glowing cube in her bedroom. no
93. You remember the beginning of New Kids on the Block. no
94. You remember watching The Cosby show. no
95. You remember Mr.Belvedere. no
96. You still say "HELL YEA!" when you come across The Warriors poster.no
97. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren't you?!no
90% of this is aimed at little girls in the 80's.
anyway - i grew up in the 70's almost all of this is nonsense to me
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