
08-08-2008, 07:16 AM
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Misfit
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: East Bumblefuck Nowhere
Posts: 12,643
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Originally Posted by novakru
Yes , we all here at HDC accept Jesus as our Savior.
We have a little program for you new to the forum, it's just 2 weeks of your time and then you are unchained, I mean, released to start living the good word and a normal God-fearing life that He at the right hand of GOD has chosen for us.
We promise to unburden the heavy toil of a world ruled by SATAN and his many, many Demons.
I want all of us here at this precious pious website to PRAY for our new souls entering here to come to Jesus...to just put DOWN there Pornography and their MACdonald burgers and just to WALK down that road, because Brothers and Sisters, it don't matter if you're ugly or mean or drive a crappy car..Jesus loves you and wants to save you and He is waiting for you, all you have to do is to let one of our Elders access to your personal bank accounts and I can guarantee you a place in Heaven. Praise the Lord on High, Kingdom Come , bless the Father, The Son and The Holy Spirit.. and all that.
Amen.
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Oh my.... How many bolts did you have to dodge for that one?:D
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Originally Posted by X¤MurderDoll¤X
oh posher, I love you.
well as much as a girl can love a squirrely little girly man I suppose.
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None of this is real
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