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Quentin Tarantino is a busy man.

First, there was news of his wining and dining Brad Pitt to star in 'Inglorious Bastards.' Then, we hear that 'Hostel' director Eli Roth, in fact, landed a 'Bastard' role in the World War II drama.

Now, rumors are swirling that pop-star Britney Spears has been approached by the director to star in a remake of the cult-classic, 'Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!'

Whew! And you thought Paris Hilton was busy...

I know what you're thinking: "Britney Spears? The only thing she's acted in (besides 'Crossroads' and 'The Mickey Mouse Club') is TMZ-vision!"

But before you lash out at Ms. Spears (or Mrs. Federline or whatever...), please consider a few things:

1) This is only a rumor. It may have about as much merit to it as an Elvis sighting.

and

2) If true, she would be purrrrfect. Not only would the film re-vitalize Brit-Brit's career but Tarantino is a campy movie genius, not to mention visual poet.


So while pop culture fans entertain the thought of such a union, let's only hope the Weinsteins aren't considering Lindsay Lohan for 'The Attack of the 50 Foot Woman'!