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Originally posted by Cereal Killer
If you mean he's a douche in that women around the world purchase a little bottle of him to slide in their vaginas and feel refreshed--then yes, that sexy ass man is the doucheyist-douche in the world. I'd buy the entire store, because he's freggin' drop dead sexy. The living end. And I had a Johnnyfetish pre-PotC, you prude fangirls.

Benny & Joon--buy it and swoon over old school Johnny, crazy ass Johnny, silent Johnny, cute little Johnny. The outfit is Godly.

. . . oh, and the Bradness looks hairy, not zombie. But Mr. Pitt is too pretty.

Hmm, but he does have the pubic little muscle line thang going on. Fight Club Brad is sexy--lowriders, freeballin', public-muscle-line=Yum.

Douche Bag, you stupid twat.