1. "What's your favorite word?"
-Skin.
2. "What's your least favorite word?"
-No.
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
-Peremptory women.
4. "What turns you off?"
-Big crowds. Narcissism.
5. "What is your favorite curse word?"
-Fuck.
6. "What sound or noise do you love?"
-Rain.
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?"
-Anything loud enough to give me a headache.
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
-NFL player or coach. Something to do with animals.
9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
-Lawyer. Politician.
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
-Coming in or going back?
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Whatever The Fuck Ever
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