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1. "What's your favorite word?"
Don't
2. "What's your least favorite word?"
tolerance
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
Good conversation & Boobs
4. "What turns you off?"
a closed mind/religious fundamentalists
5. "What is your favorite curse word?"
mutherfucker
6. "What sound or noise do you love?"
popping the top off a beer bottle
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?"
Leafblowers
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
commercial fisherman
9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
anything in the health care industry
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"
this shit just got real
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"Little, vicious minds abound with anger and revenge, and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies."
Earl of Chesterfield
"A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well."
Francis Bacon
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