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Old 07-29-2008, 08:29 AM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" - "Yes"


2. "What's your least favorite word?" - "No"


3. "What turns you on?" - Females, Ladies, Women.


4. "What turns you off?" - Dudes.


5. "What is your favorite curse word?"- Fucker.


6. "What sound or noise do you love?" - Rock n Roll.


7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" - Fingernails on a chalkboard.


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" - Rock Star.


9. "What profession would you not like to do?" - A Cop.


10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" -
"Hey Bud, Let's Party!!!!.....Come on in you naughty Agnostic.


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