1. "What's your favorite word?" Cunt
2. "What's your least favorite word?" Mock
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] Women
4. "What turns you off?" Puke
5. "What is your favorite curse word?" Fuck
6. "What sound or noise do you love?" Fans (Their motors)
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" Throat grunting (clearing throat)
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" None
9. "What profession would you not like to do?" Janitor at a jerk-off arcade
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" Welcome back.
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