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1. "What's your favorite word?" Lunch
2. "What's your least favorite word?" Cunt
3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] Music, books, movies
4. "What turns you off?" racism, sexism, homophobia, arrogance, rudeness, (general stupidity) and chewing with one's mouth open.
5. "What is your favorite curse word?" Jackass
6. "What sound or noise do you love?" A baby laughing and a cat purring
7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" Sirens and vacuum cleaners
8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" Veterinarian
9. "What profession would you not like to do?" Mortician
10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" Sorry, I brought you up a little early
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