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1. "What's your favorite word?" "yes"


2. "What's your least favorite word?" "No"


3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]
Creatively .. a beautiful woman
Spiritually .. a truely good person
Emotionally .. music


4. "What turns you off?" racism, sexism, homophobia, arrogance, rudeness, (general stupidity) and chewing with one's mouth open.


5. "What is your favorite curse word?" motherfucker


6. "What sound or noise do you love?" wet sucking noises (hey - you asked)


7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" styrofoam rubbing together,
people talking but saying nothing.


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?"
photographer, filmmaker, video store clerk.



9. "What profession would you not like to do?"
doctor, lawyer, manager of any kind.


10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"

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