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1. "What's your favorite word?" - Bungalow

2. "What's your least favorite word?" - Much

3. "What turns you on?" [creatively, spiritually or emotionally] - A deep conversation.

4. "What turns you off?" - Absolute Silence.

5. "What is your favorite curse word?" - Shit

6. "What sound or noise do you love?" - Sound of a Piano

7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" - Knives and forks scraping on plates


8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" - Flying Officer in Engineering in the Royal Air Force

9. "What profession would you not like to do?" - Farmer

10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" - Hi, I'm late for a meeting, can you look after heaven and earth for me. Here are the keys.