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I aim to please...
Here's a monologue my friend Evan and I do whenever someone says the word "crazy":
"Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a round room to die.
But you can't die in a round room because it has no corners.
If you could die, then the worms would get you.
Worms?!
I HATE Worms!
They make me crazy!
Crazy?
I was crazy once..."
Et Cetera...
Supposedly it is from a film, but I haven't been able to find out which one yet...
Any knowledgeable movie jocks know it?
*FADE OUT*
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"People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Robert Bloch
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