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Old 07-28-2008, 09:12 PM
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1. "What's your favorite word?" mommy

2. "What's your least favorite word?" Cunt

3. "What turns you on?" Sharing a good conversation with a good friend, playing on the beach with my babies, coffee, and my husband's backside

4. "What turns you off?" 80% of all people

5. "What is your favorite curse word?" Dumbass

6. "What sound or noise do you love?" My baby son laughing

7. "What sound or noise do you hate?" animals that scream when terrified

8."What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?" Building houses and waterworks for 3rd world countries.

9. "What profession would you not like to do?" Clean port-o-potties

10. "If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?" I'm sorry
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