This is a good question.
If my amoral tendencies managed to dip a bit more...
I'd most likely be some sort of vigilante serial killer... Targeting those who I believe are wasting precious air. Mind you, my list of fthose who I believe are wasting precious air is pretty extensive. I would most likely start with extremely low profile victims (i.e. Crazy Margie, the crazy land lady who lives diagonally from us and is seen constantly out in her bathrobe talking to police; I have a grudge against this woman after she followed us into our apartment for accidentally parking in the lot outside of hers; we had NO idea that it was private and not for us and she literally followed us up into our apartment building one day at lunchtime). Depending on the victim, I would probably take care of them with my bare hands. To make sure that there is little to no evidence, I would have to burn off my fingerprints first.
If the victim isn't too skeezy or gross, I might be cannibalistic, not preserving their meat in my fridge - No, rather taking them out with a sharp bite to the jugular.
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