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Three women -- one engaged, one married and one a mistress -- are
chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That
night all three will wear black leather lingerie, stiletto heels and a
mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch. The engaged woman: The
other night when my boyfriend came over he found me in black leather
lingerie, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the
woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing the leather lingerie, heels, mask over my eyes and a
raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had
wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for
the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather
lingerie, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon
as he came in the door and saw me he said,
'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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