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Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
“No comment” is a comment.
Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck.
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
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