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Old 04-21-2004, 09:54 AM
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Lamest movie monsters

I know there was another one of these kicking around, but i am lazy. (I just ate a big mac)

What movie monsters just suck? It could be that the premise is just lame, or it might be another "jaws with another animal" movie, or the basic idea of the monster is so implausible or boring that you think "Why did they bother?"


A few of my votes:
The snake from Anaconda. The assholes that made that movie apparently did research on how snakes DONT behave, and then made a movie out of it.

The movie frogs..... What idiot thought a movie about killer frogs was a good idea? Not even giant frogs, but Bullfrogs.

then there is Peter Benchley's Creature. They had to say Peter Benchley's, other wise people would have been waiting for the rest of the title with just "creature". Wow, amphibious man-shark. 30 years after jaws, he comes up with "amphibious man-shark". Question, what do you do with a one-trick pony that forgot how to do his trick?

You shoot him.
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