[stubbornforgey]

My 1st serious relationship ..my would be father in law had a wooden leg.
He always wanted to come with us where ever we went which was cool at 1st but he was also a drunk who never saw a morning sun sober and stayed like that all day ..which of course added to his verbal abusive nature.
He would swear at strangers for just being a different colour or by the way they wore thier hair, clothes..etc..
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO oned night we hatched a plan.
We wanted to go to the movies and while he was in the bath..my then boy friend snuck in and stole his leg and i put it in the boot of our car and we went to the movies.
LOL..we got back 2 hours later an he was yelling for help from the bathroom cos when he hopped out he slipped on wet floor ..hahahahahahaha..!! was funny cos his lil stump was waving in the air..'..his leg an his pee pee.