That, or maybe he is a genius and celebrates his birthday everyday.... Think about it.... for the first 20 days, he gets cake and icecream, and then after that he gets drunk everyday. And shit, its his birthday everyday, so when he wants to get a day off because of his birthday, why not? It is his birthday. Hell, plus he would get free shit everyday. I know a restaurant in my town that gives away free soup and salad for birthday people, I know one that gives away free dinners, and I know one that gives away free deserts, thats a whole fucking meal for yourself for free. ANd he can do it every day, because everyday is his birthday. Dude my grandparents each give me 20 bucks on my birthday (they have since I was a little kid) thats 60 bucks a day (missing one grandfather that I've never met). Shit thats $ 780 dollars a week, $1860 a month, thats $21,900 a year, for nothing.
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Originally Posted by Despare
But he'll never get to celebrate his unbirthday.
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You forget about a leap year.