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Originally Posted by Roderick Usher
I'm sure the rest of the moms and dads can agree that being a parent means I've had to wipe asses, lance blisters, extract foriegn objects from noses, get rid of big bugs, nurse wounds, change bandages (the wife suffered a burn not too long ago that involved puss & serum and peeling flesh) clean up puke and generally spend too much time up to my elbows in bodily fluids. The only way to keep an injured and bleeding kid from freaking out is to not flinch - even when you can see bone through the flesh.
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Yup, baby poo, kid puke and various bodily fluids don't phase me...Fully vetted there
Maggots...That's it for me...I have no idea why...