And now, a word from our sponcers....
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why 'm I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
Its all because some hacker stole my idenity
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea
Shoulda gone to freeeeee credit report dot com. (Yee-haw!)
I should have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in tee-shirts.
And now back to the show!