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Old 05-09-2008, 06:29 AM
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I hate sandals on men

i hate them so fucking much it needs a thread.

its the only thing i dislike about summer ..
all these guys start wearing their antique roman footwear.
there are generally 2 kinds of guys that wear them :


1) short squat hairy ex jock kind of guys.
the guys who love to bbq and golf.
thinning hair, short stubby legs, splayed thick hobbit toes.
wearing a button up short sleve shirt (or golf shirt) over
baggy khaki shorts

2) tall skinny greenpeace looking motherfuckers wearing much
the same as the previous only add a beard and tilley hat.

i don't know what the hell it is - i know it's irrational - but every time i see these guys shuffling around in their stinky leather sandals i want to go apeshit on them with a louisville slugger (36 ounce)
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