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Old 04-29-2008, 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Rayne View Post
HaHa...getting convincing...Hmmm

Okay, just answer these few things, and I might actually consider it:

Body count?
Creative kills (this is simply a yes or no)?
Time wasted on unnecessary talking (drama)?
Time wasted on romantic crap?
Time wasted on sex scenes?
Average length of spans where absolutely nothing happens?
Body count? - Hard to narrow that down. Off screen it'd be hundreds/thousands...on screen we've got a handful, but not TOO many.

Creative kills? - Not in the same way as something like Nightmare on Elm Street, but a definite yes.

Time wasted on unnecessary talking (drama)? - There is a lot of dialogue, but the two main characters are so cynical, nihilistic and badass that even you would like it.

Time wasted on romantic crap? - Zero.

Time wasted on sex scenes? - A few minutes, plus there are a couple scenes with the...er...""noises". The sex scene is FUCKED though - not like a normal one by any means.

Average length of spans where absolutely nothing happens? - Zero. This movie is relentless - aside from a little bit at the first and near the middle, it's pretty well non-stop craziness.
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