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Panic !!! Mayhem !! Chaos !!

Dateline : April 11 2008 11:20AM (est)

The streets of HDC are overrun by obviously distraught horror movie fans today all asking the same question : "Where is V ??!!"

A promise was made in the late hours of the precious evening of an 'early morning update' to a popular online game taking place on the forum, that was soon to be proven false when long after the appointed time, V still remained absent without explaination.

Shouts of "maybe he's dead", and "I can't take the suspense" were heard up and down the strip. One member was seen sobbing, sitting in a puddle of his own urine.

Anyone who has any information as to the whereabouts of V - please contact the authorities ASAP. Your phonecall will remain anonymous.

God help us .... everyone.