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Old 04-10-2008, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by newb View Post
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of beer, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!
Rofl...:D

Thats the best damn excuse I ve ever heard in my life for getting drunk.

No wonder the wife stays silent...she cant keep up...with you, or the beers.
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