one- when i was in the fifth grade, i broke another kids nose. by holding one leg and kicking the other one out from underneath him, his head smacked against the concrete floor.(will never forget it)
two- when i was a teenager, i threw half of a nunchuck at my brothers face. his lip split and i was grounded for a day.
three- i like to hide on roofs of schools on the weekend, and throw rocks in random directions hoping to hit houses.
four- im caring
five- i have a feeling, the only time im going to wear a tuxedo is during my funeral.
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