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			68? No shit?  
 
Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms because there is no auch thing as protection from Chuck Norris 
 
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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