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I've already informed a close friend of mine that if my children turn out to be either ugly or retarded, I am going to give them to her and she can let them live in her basement.
Because, just face it: If your children are ugly or retarded, it's your fault. I simply couldn't handle the guilt.
But back to the thread at hand... I wouldn't encourage my children to undergo plastic surgery, no, but
a. If I found their visage somewhat wanting, I might give them "tips" on how to... take care of themselves (how to do your hair - how to wear make-up). My mom never really taught me how to do either of those things. I was fine growing up a tomboy, but when, on those rare occasions I wanted to beautify myself, I... just didn't know what to do or where to begin.
b. If they wanted plastic surgery, well, I think it would depend on a couple of variables: What the nature of the plastic surgery is (maybe they don't need it and instead need some psychiatric help), what their current money situation is, reasons for doing it, blah blah blah... Honestly I can definitely see myself allowing my children to get plastic surgery... But it would depend on the aforementioned factors.
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While we're on the subject (of the Uggo collective), I just had to renew my license the other day and it seems as though the RMV is a veritable vortex of Uggos and trash. Why is that? I think that MurderDoll makes and interesting connection between the unfortunate relationship between success and beauty, but, how does that connect to the RMV? Doesn't everyone drive, despite success or socioeconomic status?
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