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Originally Posted by Kemal
I would, but my corpse is scheduled to be catapulted through my ex's living room window.
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You are SO my hero.
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I'm recently obsessed with the concept of mummification. If I have all of my internal organs removed, Murderdoll, you are more than welcome to my gall bladder, kidneys, or pancreas. The heart will have to stay with me in a separate urn, however, to make sure that Anubis can properly weigh it against the feather of Truth.
(I figure that if I ever diverge from my current state of Atheism and decide to subscribe to a deistic religion, it may as well be this. Because, hey, at least I'm mummified. Take
that, Christians.)
I would like my body mummified so that, like the ancient Pharaohs, I can haunt the shit out of anyone who tries to disturb my slumber.
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Oh, wait. Maybe it's just a matter of booby-trapping my crypt. On to plan B.