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1. Is there anything from your childhood specificly that made you who you are today?

Not really. My mom being a mega bitch probably helped by giving me a mold that I didn't want to fit in to.

Favorite album?

I love Boogadaboogadaboogada! by the Screeching Weasels, Real Gone by Tom Waits, Sublime's 40 oz to Freedom. Live through This by Hole is probably my favorite though. (fuck all of you in advance)

3. what are five different ways you have broken the law, starting with the most serious?

I evaded a police officer once because I was driving my brother's friend home and he had a lot of coke on him and he was FUCKED up. What happened was I basically panicked and didn't know what to do, I turned my headlights off and sped up until I found a super dark driveway to turn in... the cops pulled up right beside me. I told my brothers friend to pretend to sleep and if he said ANYTHING I would kill him. So the two cops get out and ask me for my licence and registration, i didn't have either on me because I had kind of just got the car and well yeah I like to leave my license lying around in random places k? So I had to get out of the car, they asked me if I had been drinking I told them I hadn't really. Then I got the flashlight in the eyes test, after that they were like "so we were you trying to evade us? I was like "I didn't know you guys were behind me" "How could you not see us? we were following you since the light way back there" I was like "I really didn't know" Why did you turn your lights off and pull into this parking lot? "I didn't turn my light out, they went out and I was scared that my car was broken so I pulled in here to try and figure it out before I had a crash, not too good to drive with your lights out" Of course one of them turns on the lights with the switch, and I was like "Oh my god, I feel so dumb... I must of hit that button by accident."

I got away scott free with no warning, no ticket, nothing.

besides that it's the usual

4. If you could have any oppurtunity in your life right now , what would it be?

I'd like the opportunity to go to med school, I think I'd make a good doctor. I love the sight of blood, my hands are steady and ah who am I kidding, I can't touch fat people.

5. What's the best night that you have ever experienced that you remember, in full detail?

If I wasn't so tired... I bet I'm forgetting a night that was 2x better but I think I told the story about how I made this dead, bloody fetus in a bag at work and slapped it on this ultra pro-lifer van. That whole day was amazing, work was just fun because I was leaving and didn't give a fuck what the boss had to say about anything... and anyway that night we went to this big party at a friends and my boyfriend and I snuck out the back because it was PACKED inside up to sweaty proportions. We found this awesome bench and hedge out in the back yard totally isolated from the party, but we discovered there were already people that found it first but the night was perfect and it was so relaxing to just lie there and smoke. Anyway I was drunk, and there was hot tubbing. I'm easy to please, what can I say. I think it was more about the mood I was in, also my friend fell asleep on the bed and this super fat drunk guy flopped on top of her (not thinking someone was on the bed) The bed exploded, she was hurt, it was hilarious.

6, have you ever met up with anyone you first met on-line, and if so, what happend?

Nope. I had some internet scariness when I was younger and I keep internet away from real life.


I will think of some questions for someone now... ;)