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Opening credits role. Fade into Newb's where the quiz is going on.

__V__: If a tree fell when nobody was around, would it make a noise?

Zero: These questions are bogus?

__V__: So you don't want to take part?

Zero: Well if the questions are like thi-

__V__: well then, someone else can have this lovely drink from Newb's stash.

Zero: Damn you __V__!

Zero looks back at the sheet. Also on the table are Miss Macabre and Massacre Man

Miss Macabre: How the hell are we supposed to know if the cheetoh cheetah is gay?!

Massacre Man: Just guess!

__V__: Okay, how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Dante: This is jus-

His mobile phone rings.

Dante: Hello...what?!...okay, wait there!

Crabapple: Who was it?

Dante: Get your coat, we're going to the hospital.

Crabapple: Why?!

Dante: Just do it!

Crabapple and Dante get up and leave. Fade to the hospital. Gore and Ferret are sitting by Disease's bed. Disease is asleep. Dante and Crabapple come in.

Gore: Oh, hi guys, there's noth-

they close the door to the room. Crabapple stands by the door. Dante walks over to disease's bed and ferret wheels infront of GOre.

Gore: What the fuck are you-

Ferret: Shut up and listen. Bear in mind that Dante is right next to the panic button.

Gore: What are you on about?

Ferret: Just a few minutes ago, Disease woke up and told me something interesting.

Gore: What did he say?

Dante: Something that sounds very interesting.

Gore: Was it the same as he's been saying all day?

Ferret: Yep.

Crabapple: But from what I've been told, it seemed like it made more sense why he said it.

Gore: You guys are paranoid. Why would I shoot him?

Dante: Who said anything about shooting?

Gore: Didn't you just...come on guys I...I need a drink. You guys are insane.

Crabapple: You seem tense. Why could that be?

Gore gets up and opens the window.

Gore: Maybe some air would clear your heads. Make you see how crazy you are.

Ferret: We're not light headed. We're only on the first floor.

Gore: Good. That means it's survivable!

He jumps up onto a chair and before anyone can react, jumps out of the window into the pond beneath. Dante looks out the window.

Dante: Looks like he hit his head! He's not coming up or moving!

Ferret: If he dies it could look like we...

Crab: Come on! I pushed the button! Wait here ferret.

Dante and crab rush out of the room. The camera follows them down the stiars, pushing part people and out the doors. They eventually get to the pond and look into it. It's empty and there's a trail of water leading off into a bus stop. They rush to where the water stops just in time to see a bus about 300 yards away.

Dante: Shit.

Up in the room, some people walk in and see Ferret on a chair, trying to look out the window, the stumps where his legs onc were are trying to help him hoist himself up.

Person 2: Sorry, wrong room, I-

Ferret turns, slips and bangs his head off the metal frame of the bed. Blood starts leaking onto the floor.

Person 1: Jesus Christ! Get a doctor!

[I]Dante and crab get out of a lift, just a some doctors with ferret on a stretcher go into the lift next to it. Crab and Dante walk to Disease's room and see the blood. and notice the wheelchair missing.[/B]

Crabapple: For fucks sake!

Ending credits role.