[ferretchucker]

Here's one I wrote about a year ago. Patent pending.

Dinga linga Dinga Linga die!


OH what a beautiful day,
the ice cream van is coming out,
children come and play,

The ice cream van parks and makes,
that dinga linga dinga linga noise,
with excitement the children shake!

One buys a vanilla cone,
with the last bit of strawberry sauce on top,
other children moan,

but just behind the van's back,
little Tim Tom screams,
before the final HACK HACK HACK!

Ice cream man brings him in,
puts him in a machine,
and puts the clothes in the bin,

and so to the front of the line, children force,
there's a hole new batch
of strawberry sauce.