Before I start, I want to make this clear incase you got confused. Crabapple and Newb had the same mother. Newbs father (Gorephobia sr.) was also Dude guadalupe's dad, and with yet another woman (my sister) he had the twins, gorephobia jr. and disease.
The camera starts off as a view of the world from space. The camera zooms in closer and closer until eventually it's just above a small street. The camera goes through a roof, down through a floor into a small room. There's a bar with some stools. __V__ is at the bar, Massacre_Man, Miss Macabre Ferret and Dante are all at the bar. Massacre Man burps. A large hand appears and stamps the words "Livin' it HDC - Series 2" on top. Opening credits role.
The last scene of the Christmas Special where Disease is shot plays, then the screen goes blank. Lots of pictures appear of people rushing out of Newbs, an ambulance appearing and disease on a hospital bed appear then the screen goes blank. The words "One week later" appear. Disease is in a hospital bed. Gore and Ferret are sitting by the bed. Horrorobsessed walks in.
Horrorobsessed: Hello.
Ferret and Gore nod.
Gore: Where's the doctor?
Horrorobsessed: He'll be here shortly. But, to put you at ease, his condition is stabling. The bullet did hit his liver, and though it is working, it wont be long before it fails.
Ferret: Do you have a donor?
Horrorobsessed: Yes, although, he is still currently alive. It won't be long before he dies and he has agreed to give Disease the liver.
Gore: Can we see him?
Horrorbsessed: You could...he spends a lot of time sleeping.
Ferret: What's wrong with him? Why is he dying?
Horrorobsessed: He was a policeman. He's only thirty. He was stabbed in the lung. It's a miracle we've been able to keep him alive this long. There was too much damage and we can't repair it. He has days at the most.
Ferret starts wheeling away and Gore gets up but suddenly, the heart monitor starts beeping wildly and Disease's eyes open.
Disease: GORE! GORE!!!!
Gore: I'm here! Disease! You're okay!
Disease: GORE!!!!!!!!
Ferret: Call a doctor!
Gore: Disease!!!
The camera leaves the room backwards and then zooms through the hospital. It leaves the front doors then shoots along the road and catches up with a Taxi. The taxi is driving along quite fast but then stops at Readers row. A man gets out. He gets some suitcases out of the boot and walks towards Posher's old house. As he approaches the front door, Miss Macabre comes out of her house. She looks at him.
Miss Macabre: Hi. You moving in here?
Man: Yeh. The names Fortunato.
Miss: Cool. I'm Miss Macabre. Drop by Newb's later and I'll introduce you to everybody.
Fortunato: Everyone goes drinking...All the time?
Miss: Pretty much. And it's quiz night. Winner gets a bottle from Newb's stash.
Fortunato: Sounds like everyone wants this Newb guy to give them drinks.
Miss: Not Newb. Newb was...killed. Last year. His friend __V__ took over. But yeh, Newb knew a lot about drinks!
Another Taxi pulls up outside the house. A woman gets out. She gets some suitcases out of the Taxi then drags them up to Fortunato.
Fortunato: Er...hello.
Woman: What are you doing outside my house?
Fortunato: Excuse me?
Woman: I'm Chronogirl. Mr. Posher sold me this house.
Fortunato: Pardon? He sold me the house.
Miss: Okay...You two have fun, I'm off.
She walks away laughing to herself as Fortunato and Chronogirl carry on arguing.
Fade back to the hospital. Ferret is the only one by Disease's bed now. Gore can be seen outside by a vending machine. Disease is asleep.
Ferret: Disease. Why the fuck did you have to go and get shot?
He looks at his watch.
Ferret: The quiz has just started. Do you know how much I wanted that bottle of drink?
Disease's eyes suddenly open. He starts mumbling.
Disease: Gore...Gore Gore...Gore.
Ferret: Disease!
Disease: Gore!
Ferret: Disease. Who shot you?
Disease looks directly at ferret, grabs Ferrets collar and pulls him closer then, with a hint of urgency.
Disease: GORE.
ferret's mouth opens wide and he looks out the door at Gore, who is now hitting the vending machine. Ending credits role.
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