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Old 02-04-2008, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Castlewood View Post
I think Juno sucked, and I'll give my reasons.

- It tries too hard to be artsy. I hate art films that are too pretentious and not self-aware. "Garden State" is a movie that ISN'T like that. It too is an art film, but it manages to skip all the bullshit and just be a MOVIE.

Why Juno tries too hard, and ends up sucking:

"It began with a chair." - first line.
What the fuck began with a chair? They had sex on a couch. This line is an example of being "artsy", but in all honesty, it means absolutely NOTHING. Terrible writing.

- Walking around with Sunny D.
- Completely retarded music.
- Orange Tic-Tacs.
- Hamburger Phone.
- "It ended with a chair."

Actually.... you can see the chair they do it in pretty clearly in the beginning of the movie, hence the line. But I can understand your not paying attention since you seemingly went into this movie prepared to hate it.

But fine, I will not argue. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. From what I see, hating a movie on the basis that almost everyone is raving about it is in nowadays.


EDIT : Gotta admit though, the music is a bit overbearing at times. ;)
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