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"A meteor is coming toward Earth and somehow everyone is saying it is my fault. (holds up a newspaper and say meteor heading toward earth, black president's fault). So, now that earth is about to be destroyed, let me share the secrets we have been holding for so long. you see this? (holding a vial of a purple liquid). This is the cure for aids! Yes, we have had it for 25 years. And say hello to Judy, Judy, and Judy! Yes, we also were able to clone people since the 1960's. Sorry about last night (hands the cure for aids to one of the judys). Oh, and finally, this is Gizmo (an alien comes out). He is responsible for every technilogical advancement since the radio. He was nice enough to take me to his home planet. So, peace out yall. Oh, and yall is fucked! (gizmo and the president teleport away)"
-Morgan Freeman (First Contact: What Really Would Have Happened)
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