Little people have it easy
They're not called Dwarves - the politically correct term is "The Little People Who Live Under the Mountains and Throw Axes at Each Other for Fun"
And they love the attention !
OK so they are discriminated against ... but IN A GOOD WAY !!! Whenever a normal-sized person sees a Dwarf they automatically in their mind go "Awww ! Look at da liddle man . In't he cute ! " and we treat them with the love and affection we normally bestow on pets and teddy-bears .
We don't generally think "Ugh ! A fucking Hobbit!" and spit on them .
Unless we're Elves.
There's Dwarf porn - you don't see them complaining about that !
No, Zombies are much more vulnerable and exploited .
I think there should be an undead union of some kind .
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