[Phalanx]

...So I usually keep my hair pretty long right? Not like GIRL long, but for a guy and all, talkin' fringe between my mouth and cheek kinda long.
I usually only get it cut when something's annoying me, like if it gets TOO long, or the back/sides get to the point where theyre solid enough to make the surrounding area very hot.
So, it's time for a haircut today.

I really hate the whole process, I do. Whether it's a guy or you get the added bonus of a chick with some nice titties, I'm still just not with it.
I hate sitting there feeling obligated to make nice...if they talk, I'm like...fuck.
As well as, so few of them understand the concept of a guy saying, hey, I'd like to keep it pretty long, don't cut too much off - but they always do. Always. No matter what you tell 'em.
Then with the product...I don't use a damn thing in my hair outside of shampoo, conditioner and the occasional Henna or coconut oil exposure for good health...I don't wear my hair gelled/moussed or whatever 'cos I don't need to...looks fine as is, straight as all hell and falls how I like it.
But they ALWAYS gotta assume you want some shit in your hair. Don't like it.
Then there's the hair on the neck bit...I mean seriously, how long have people been cutting hair that there's NOT technology that stops you from getting itchy fucking stubbly shavings all down your back?
It's crazy.
...and I always walk out thinking that "yeah, it's ok, but they took too damn much off, and it could be better". Never once have I liked a haircut.

...For these reasons, I'm not going to enjoy today.