Michael Myers kill list and your hopes for the future of the Halloween series...
*SPOILERS for all movies*
Yes, I know kill lists for famous horror icons are all over the 'Net, but I've always wanted to do one for myself, and I wanted it to be accurate (most of the lists seem to have different counts). If there are any contestations one would like to make to my list, feel free. For those who find such things uninteresting, I have another, more conversation-inducing question at the bottom of the post. Note: I plan to do similar lists with the Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street series (complete with Freddy's Nightmares) once I get the DVDs.
Michael Myers Kill List
Timeline 1: H1, H2, H4, H5, CoMM
Timeline 2: H3
Timeline 3: H1, H2, H2O, H:R
Timeline 4: RZH
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Halloween [Television Version] (1978)
Judith Myers - Died at 6:00
Phelps Garage truck driver - Seen dead at 26:26
A dog - Found dead at 47:02
Lester (dog) - Died at 54:10
Annie Brackett - Died at 1:04:22
Bob - Died at 1:15:54
Lynda - Died at 1:18:11
Count: 5 people, 2 dogs
Halloween II (1981)
Alice - Died at 12:22
Mr. Garrett - Died at 40:02
Budd - Died at 50:43
Karen Baley - Died at 52:21
Dr. Mixter - Found dead at 57:09
Janet Newhall- Died at 57:43
Veronica Alves - Found dead at 1:05:39
Jill Franco - Died at 1:08:58
The marshal - Died at 1:20:43
Count: 9 people
Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
No kills (only seen in stock footage)
Count: 0
Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers (1988)
3 unknown people - Retconned to death at 3:25
J. Black - Died at 6:43
L. Evans and 2 ambulance drivers - Partially seen dead at 17:02
Penney's mechanic - Died at 18:37
Penney's waitress - Found dead at 20:40
Sunday (dog) - Found dead at 40:56
Bucky - Died at 42:22
Pierce - Found dead at 47:40
At least 2 other policemen - Implied dead at 49:03
Deputy Logan - Found dead at 1:04:15
Kelly Meeker - Died at 1:04:31
Brady - Died at 1:07:57
Al and another hillbilly - Died at 1:18:33
A hillbilly - Died at 1:18:40
Earl - Died at 1:18:51
Count: 20 people (17 during the movie), 1 dog
Halloween 5 (1989)
The hermit - Died at 8:29
Rachel Carruthers - Died at 20:58
The OTHER Michael - Died at 38:40
Spitz - Died at 59:45
Samantha - Died at 1:00:09
2 policemen - Found dead at 1:02:52
Tina - Died at 1:07:11
4 policemen - Implied dead at 1:12:42
Eddy Hale - Died at 1:15:06
Charlie Bloch - Died at 1:19:58
At least 1 person - Seen dead at 1:20:06
Max (dog) - Found dead at 1:25:42
Count: 15 people, 1 dog
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
A nurse - Died at 5:21
The trucker - Died at 6:39
Jamie Lloyd - Died at 19:26
Debra Strode - Died at 38:48
John Strode - Died at 52:44
Barry Simms - Died at 55:29
Tim Strode - Died at 59:50
Beth - Died at 1:00:47
A patient - Died at 1:12:14
A hospital employee - Died at 1:17:11
A person - Died at 1:17:13
Another hospital employee - Died at 1:17:20
Yet another hospital employee - Died at 1:17:30
Still another hospital employee - Died at 1:17:32
The director hates hospitals - Seen dead at 1:17:33
You get the idea - Seen dead at 1:17:34
Enough, already! - Died at 1:17:36
Another patient - Died at 1:18:33
Dr. Samuel Loomis - Implied dead at 1:24:44
Count: 19 people
Halloween H2O: Twenty Years Later (1998)
Jimmy - Found dead at 7:31
Allegre - Found dead at 7:43
Marion Wittington - Died at 8:46
Charlie - Found dead at 59:13
Sarah - Died at 1:01:08
Will Brennon - Died at 1:06:48
Count: 6 people
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Franklin - Died at 8:37
Willie - Died at 10:04
Laurie Strode - Died at 15:01
One nurse from Halloween II - Retconned back to life at 16:01
Two students from Halloween H2O - Retconned to death at 16:10
Charley - Died at 30:23
Bill - Died at 45:26
At least 3 rats - Found dead at 56:40
Another rat - Found dead at 57:12
Yet another rat - Found mortally wounded at 57:14
Donna - Died at 58:41
Jen - Died at 1:03:47
Jim - Died at 1:05:00
Rudy - Died at 1:07:06
Nora - Found dead at 1:17:05
The pathologist - Implied dead at 1:25:11
Count: 12 people (10 during the movie), 5 rats
Halloween [Unrated Director's Cut] (2007)
Elvis (rat) - Pronounced dead at 3:42
A cat - Seen dead at 7:19
A dog - Seen dead at 7:34
Another cat - Seen dead at 7:38
The bully - Died at 11:26
Ronnie White - Died at 18:58
Steven Haley - Died at 20:46
Judith Myers - Died at 23:56
A nurse - Died at 37:20
Noel - Died at 45:47
Kendall - Died at 46:03
Gloria - Seen dead at 47:02
A guard - Seen dead at 48:18
Another guard - Seen dead at 48:22
Max Ismael - Died at 49:35
Joe Grizzley - Died at 53:29
A coyote - Found dead at 1:07:36
Bob - Died at 1:11:34
Lynda - Died at 1:13:13
Mason Strode - Died at 1:15:50
Cynthia Strode - Died at 1:16:55
Paul - Died at 1:27:00
A policeman - Died at 1:35:00
Another policeman - Died at 1:35:15
Count: 19 people, 2 cats, 1 rat, 1 dog, 1 coyote
Timeline 1 Count: 68 people, 4 dogs
Timeline 2 Count: No kills
Timeline 3 Count: 32 people, 2 dogs, 5 rats
Timeline 4 Count: 19 people, 2 cats, 1 rat, 1 dog, 1 coyote
Grand Total: 105 people, 6 rats, 5 dogs, 2 cats, 1 coyote
The surgery room slaughter in CoMM was a nightmare to figure out, what with the damn-near-blinding strobe effect and all. There may well have been more kills in that scene (and you can argue that at least two more are implied), but those were all I could make out. Quite frankly, the whole scene was unnecessary.
Anyway, my question (it's in the poll) is: which existing timeline (if any) would you like the inevitable next movie in the series to follow?
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